And talking of real women....I have a thing or two to say about clothes sizes.

So if I buy Jeans that are 'long', they are 32". Too long. If I buy jeans that are 'short', they are 30". Too short. What happens if you're 31"? Or even 31 and a half?

And what happened to 29" waist, and 31"? And where's size 9 and 11? Do women really come in even numbered measurements?

The reality of this for me, is that I seem to always be searching for the perfect fit something, because I didn't come in even numbers. I'm odd. And no blooming trousers ever seem to fit perfectly!

Bring back tailors I say!

That is all.